sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(via highly-functioning-sociopath77)


Q
YOU ARE SUCH A CUTIE
Anonymous
A

I just want to hug you now! <3 kjfdsalkjfsaodfdslkjfdsaflk


thecutestofthecute:

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

image

(via copingwiththeverytroubledchildx)



I think I love this a little too much.

(via imrudeandnotginger)


realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

(via copingwiththeverytroubledchildx)


theheartmaid:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

Biggest plot twist ever

I SWEAR TO GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS I’VE ACTUALLY NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS

(via copingwiththeverytroubledchildx)


It’s confusing.  It’s like two emotions at once.  It’s like you’re malfunctioning.

(via queenpeletier)


runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

(via imrudeandnotginger)



zabuzasword:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

(via koutarobookuto)


(via connortemple)


Q
what's the heterosexual flag look like?
Anonymous
A

lesbianvenom:

it usually looks something like this


A haiku about my life

become-legend:

Not enough money

Too many video games

A lot of crying

(via major-techsupport)


caskett:

Hart Attack

caskett:

Hart Attack

(via iknowwhoselineitis)