If You Really Knew Me...

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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daniellecaliforniaa:

The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

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likeatragedynoww:

likeatragedynoww:

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

easter and oh look at that

we’re all still here

thinsquids:

I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.

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toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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