
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
*sigh*
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In which Dan Howell is tumblr
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
The Stuff of Legend
We forgot Wilfred
WHERE IS RIVER?!

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
AQWF It’s back! too cute!

lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free
[M]y journey through the universe. My path through time and space.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
WAS IT WORTH IT
I am breakfast
DYING. THIS MAN IS LIVING THE DREAM
I lost it when he slapped it on his chest sffdOERIHJFV wHAT EVEN IS THIS
My friend Kayla called her friend coconut head and his response was “Can you coco not?” I’m still laughing at this, it’s been 2 weeks

Posts like this disgust me.
Nobody who is truly suicidal gives a fuck what anyone else thinks. They don’t care how many notes something gets or how long they will put it off for.
This is for attention and disgusting. You are trying to get attention off something that is a serious matter and is a disgrace.
I know because I was suicidal at a point last year. When I was un-medicated and my Major Depressive Disorder was at its peak. It didn’t make a difference what anyone said or did because it is a deep rooted mental issue.
Stop making posts like this.
THIS ^ THANK YOU.
People need to understand this though!
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?